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Ed (produced by Socalled)

from The 'Growl' CD​/​LP by ira lee

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Ed (The Erectile Dysfunction Song)

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Nothing. every time. Like magic. It’s so disgusting, I’m so disappointed…… I can’t even look at it.

What the hell’s going on down their. Maybe I’m suffocating the little guy with all this pubic hair, and it’s no fair, I don’t care.

All shrivelled up like a dead baby duck, marshmallow soft, Sometimes when I go pee, I se - cretly, think about cutting it off.

It’s a two hour wait, for a two minute ride. My issues are psychological, I feel awful inside.

like I’m trying to nail a piece of jello… to a tree. What good is a big black cock, that won’t co operate with me?

I used to come harder than a mike post production. Now when the world kicks me in the balls, I don’t feel nothing.

I touch myself and I rub myself and I play with my ding a ling. till the skin, on the tip is a little bit raw, cause the pain is at least…. some thing.

My nipples are always hard, and they point straight up in to the sky… But that’s about as erect, as it’s ever going to get with me guy.

On the bright side, if you can call it one I guess, my friendships aren’t complicated by trivial things like
love, or… sex.

I’ve tried everything. and everyone, I don’t know what else to do. At least when you’re eating pussy the assholes right in front of you.

I told the doctor if I was gay. it wouldn’t matter anyway. And she gave me the last red lollipop, and sent me off on my way.

So if you catch me walking down the street, in a bloody shirt, it’s because i cut the gangrene off, all the parts that didn’t work.

I touch myself and I rub myself and I play with my ding dong. But I don’t get stiff, and I don’t get sprung,

No matter how hard or how long.
My nipples could cut through glass, they point straight up in - to the sky… trying to get laid always turns into a feeling sorry for myself parade,

I’m that guy

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from The 'Growl' CD​/​LP, released October 23, 2012

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