Me and Peg Leg Pete, Spill our troubles, like every single night to the Je - sus man /

We’re a couple angry blades with a life long grudge /

flinging pepper chocolates at the old oak tree /

Annie's lover has a butcher in his eye /

and their always out walking in the mid night sky /

Baby Sue, from a one horse town /

with the bad liver blues and that monkey wrench frown /

Jimmy ray and his rubber band trio /

banging on the skins, like some good old country boys /

Big Jed’s kinda slow in the head /

with a shiny pair of wings / that you hardly ever see him spread /

Little Billie and his beat up guitar /

strumming like the next song will make him a star /

Aunt Patricia used to work at the liquor store /

until they caught her skimming loonies, from the courtesy jar /

Uncle bobby, drank himself to an early grave /

found him dead in his dodge, without a soul to be saved /


picket fence / two kids and a wife/ I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life


tools in the box holes in my sox / when Oprah's on everything else stops

picket fence / two kids and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life

plaid pants / two kids and a minivan, / used to give it all I got, / now I give what I can

picket fence / two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,


Big bubba, / from out in the Tarpit /

like's to aim his sawed off where your parking /

Jenny sells sea, - shells, by the sea shore /

beside the Zellers we're she doesn't have to work anymore /

Ricky has a virgin Mary on his key chain /

He's got a really good heart, / but there's something wrong with his brain /

Peggy and Tina, / they run the local day care /

when I had nowhere to go, they let me sleep their /

Jeffrey never shared his beer, or his deer sausage /

He'd take ski pants off, / and eat the whole damn bag /

spit out mouthful of buck - shot and barf on the ground /

for Mr. Peterson, the janitor, to mop up and down /

Kathy--------- Black, the girls so hot /

but her boyfriends in a gang and i don't want to get shot/

I heard she works at value village in the afternoon/

that's pretty cool, i guess , but what's her favorite cartoon/


Tools in the box, / holes in my sox, / I've never been in a fight without a handfull of rocks

Picket fence / two kids / and a wife I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life

Plaid pants / and a driveway to plow / if only the chicks from high school could look at me now

Picket fence, two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life


Rudy works in Avonlea, out at Jon deer /

he's our parts guy, supervisor of the year /

Danny's loaded he owns his own snowboard shop /

I always tried to be his friend, but we never could talk /

Him and Silvu flew to Mexico, to find an Eskimo, but got arrested and bribed, when they first arrived/

Tiff and Ry, they're really in love, he smooches her on the lips, and she farts when they hug/

Julia 's slutty, she sleeps with everybody, not that there's anything wrong with that, i just think it's yucky/

Brent's a professional cowboy in the rodeo/

he has a ten gallon hat, and lived in Borneo/

Shirley's handing out her Amway card/

cause Henry lost their mortgage at the track………., drinking hard /

Abdullah used to run a shish kabob catilion /

until the cops arrested him / for terrorism /


Picket fence / two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,


Tools in the box, / always worked for me / neighbors heard us fighting so they called the R.C.M.P,

Picket fence, two kids, and a wife,...... I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,