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Me and Peg Leg Pete, Spill our troubles, like every single night to the Je - sus man /
We’re a couple angry blades with a life long grudge /
flinging pepper chocolates at the old oak tree /
Annie's lover has a butcher in his eye /
and their always out walking in the mid night sky /
Baby Sue, from a one horse town /
with the bad liver blues and that monkey wrench frown /
Jimmy ray and his rubber band trio /
banging on the skins, like some good old country boys /
Big Jed’s kinda slow in the head /
with a shiny pair of wings / that you hardly ever see him spread /
Little Billie and his beat up guitar /
strumming like the next song will make him a star /
Aunt Patricia used to work at the liquor store /
until they caught her skimming loonies, from the courtesy jar /
Uncle bobby, drank himself to an early grave /
found him dead in his dodge, without a soul to be saved /
picket fence / two kids and a wife/ I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life
tools in the box holes in my sox / when Oprah's on everything else stops
picket fence / two kids and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life
plaid pants / two kids and a minivan, / used to give it all I got, / now I give what I can
picket fence / two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,
Big bubba, / from out in the Tarpit /
like's to aim his sawed off where your parking /
Jenny sells sea, - shells, by the sea shore /
beside the Zellers we're she doesn't have to work anymore /
Ricky has a virgin Mary on his key chain /
He's got a really good heart, / but there's something wrong with his brain /
Peggy and Tina, / they run the local day care /
when I had nowhere to go, they let me sleep their /
Jeffrey never shared his beer, or his deer sausage /
He'd take ski pants off, / and eat the whole damn bag /
spit out mouthful of buck - shot and barf on the ground /
for Mr. Peterson, the janitor, to mop up and down /
Kathy--------- Black, the girls so hot /
but her boyfriends in a gang and i don't want to get shot/
I heard she works at value village in the afternoon/
that's pretty cool, i guess , but what's her favorite cartoon/
Tools in the box, / holes in my sox, / I've never been in a fight without a handfull of rocks
Picket fence / two kids / and a wife I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life
Plaid pants / and a driveway to plow / if only the chicks from high school could look at me now
Picket fence, two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life
Rudy works in Avonlea, out at Jon deer /
he's our parts guy, supervisor of the year /
Danny's loaded he owns his own snowboard shop /
I always tried to be his friend, but we never could talk /
Him and Silvu flew to Mexico, to find an Eskimo, but got arrested and bribed, when they first arrived/
Tiff and Ry, they're really in love, he smooches her on the lips, and she farts when they hug/
Julia 's slutty, she sleeps with everybody, not that there's anything wrong with that, i just think it's yucky/
Brent's a professional cowboy in the rodeo/
he has a ten gallon hat, and lived in Borneo/
Shirley's handing out her Amway card/
cause Henry lost their mortgage at the track………., drinking hard /
Abdullah used to run a shish kabob catilion /
until the cops arrested him / for terrorism /
Picket fence / two kids, and a wife / I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,
Tools in the box, / always worked for me / neighbors heard us fighting so they called the R.C.M.P,
Picket fence, two kids, and a wife,...... I'll probably be a used car salesman the rest of my life,
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